Some of my friends are on a “cleanse”. You need the book to participate- $9.16 on Amazon.com. You give up “obstacles to digestion” which apparently include eggs, nuts, dairy, tomatoes, eggplant, potatoes, peppers, meat, soy, cheese, wheat, and coffee. Since this doesn’t leave a lot you can actually eat, there is a line of shakes and supplements, $425 for the most popular package. Evidently people are contaminated with poisons from a diet which presumably includes tomatoes and peppers (see above list for other possibilities), and it is recommended that the cleanse continue for at least a month. If you have had the habit of eating any “allergen, mucous-forming or inflammatory” foods (see above), then you need to take and stay on a pre-cleanse program for a time before you can get into the actual cleansing. The more poisonous your previous diet, the longer the pre-cleanse. Then comes the gastrointestinal scrubbing during which you will need to take pills with names like Clear, Equilibrium, Pass, Ease and so on. The image I got when I heard about these wasn’t good at all, especially “pass” and “ease”.
When you complete the tour of duty, you will feel energy and clarity, and be at least $434.16 lighter. Starvation for the privileged. But if you want to be on the cutting edge of weight loss fashion, look no further. The book alone is a runaway bestseller.
I am polite about all this. But I shudder at the frivolity while people the world over could eat for months on $425 and feel overfed. Being riven with hunger is torture. Real starvation means the Cheezits aren’t six feet away in the cabinet if you tire of it. The price of such hunger far exceeds $425. It is known, tragically, by millions.
On another plane, but no less pitiable is the deprivation known this winter by animals and birds throughout our area. As the snow melted here at Hill-Stead I sadly found quite a number of bird and animal corpses. In a harsh winter, hunger is a ruthless creditor.
This year birds gobbled up late summer berries like wild grape, pokeweed, poison ivy and blueberries before the fall was even over, so they had to start in on winter berries early. Winter berries include cedar, sumac and winterberry. They were in turn eaten up early. Starvation set in and with no other crop to draw from, many birds switched to eating alien and ornamental plants like multiflora rose and bittersweet. Without these foods as sustenance, I would have found quite a few more corpses during my springtime wanderings. This got me thinking. Because the birds had to switch over to eating invasive plants , it may mean that invasives will spread more than usual when spring warms up and the seeds dispersed by the birds begin to grow.
I began to consider the further effect of an increase in alien plants. I’ll use Hill-Stead’s experience with a butterfly, the Baltimore Checkerspot, as the perfect example. This insect has a favorite food. And like a picky child, if the favorite food is unavailable it simply won’t eat. But the bug has more gumption than most children, and it dies out in places where its’ preferred plant has died out. No plant, no bug. In this way, once common insects become more local then gradually go extinct. Hill-Stead used to be a last gasp location for the Baltimore Checkerspot since we had quite a bit of turtlehead, the favorite plant. But the meadow began to be mowed in wider and wider margins, and the turtlehead went. It was long before my time and anyone else here now. But the butterfly census folks still shake their heads, and so do I. The Baltimore Checkerspot is not unique in its stubbornness. Every single insect is the same.
But here’s the thing: 96% of terrestrial birds (as opposed to sea-going birds, for example) feed their babies on insects and spiders. What determines how many and what kind of insects are around? Plants! So, if we keep creating scenarios where invasives multiply, we will continue on a crash course with insect extinction and by extension bird extinction and by further extension, well, you get the idea.
Eastern Redbud (native)
Now it probably isn’t anyone’s specific fault that we had a bad winter and the birds had
to resort to eating multiflora rose hips. But it is our fault if we fail to increase our use of native species when we plant around our homes, parks and ornamental gardens. In this way, the birds and insects and everything that depends on them will have a leg up by having the proper food to eat. More native plants, more insects, more birds. More, please.
See you on the trails,